Funny thing happened last night. I wanted to get me a cold Coke and quench the thirst since I was exhausted from all this winning. I walk up to my fridge, I open it and this crazy dude jumps out of it and starts preaching "$bch is the real $btc". I was like "the f#$% dude, go away, I came here to get a coke"!

Then when I was getting ready for bed, I went to the bathroom to do my business and here comes another one, peeping from my bathtub "our transactions are cheaper, satoshi vision, he dreamed of bigger blocks, our CEO is awesome". I s#$t my pants.

So beware guys, these $bch zombies are everywere and they're here for your money and your brains.