All my coins are green!!!

Btc is 9% up since 1 AM ($16k), ltc 13% ($160), monero 8%, dash 5%, ripple 5%, eth 7%! I am so smart, I am a f#$%ing GENIUS!

40% up on my initial investment. I can smell that gasoline I am going to pour into my overpriced Lambo. Wroom wroom!