Crazy two weeks behind us. My wife and I were in a lot of love, and a lot of fights since then. Really. Bitcoin was correcting, alts had a party and it was a real roller coaster. If I hadn't opened the account on kraken, but some other exchange that features alts, we would have been millionaires by now. The recipe was simple: 1) buy shit coin, 2) wait 3 days until it moons 10x, 3) sell. But nooo, my account is on kraken so I had to stick to btc, ltc, eth, dash, and xrp. Oh wait, $1000 I invested in xrp is now worth $7000! My marriage is safe... For now...

Now we are waiting for btc to moon again! 20-30k btc incoming!

Regarding our progress. We are at 100% ROI right now! Not bad, but not nearly enough! With this pace, I expect Lambo only in 2020 :-(

Yay, we survived the dip! Many people panic sold (obviously), but only because they don't know the space and they are weak.

Black Tuesday of 1929 saw the stock market crash 22%. WHAT?! 22% daily dip and you name the day "black"? In crypto, that's a regular Friday.

Holy crap! ALL crypto currencies have plummeted 20-30%! Panic selling has just begun and I am already down to 50% ROI from 110%!

My wife has already called 3 times this morning, she too wants to panic sell, she mentions ill omens, poverty, no money for food, how we should have sold at the top (no sh..). Damn she is annoying.

But I am scared, I am scared because I am nit bothered at all!!! I even deposited more money to the exchange to buy that f#$%ing dip!

BTC has been dipping for days, currently at $15k. I see many people panicing, but I already went through this. Totally relaxed. Actually, I plan to invest a bit more money to buy that dip!

Funny thing happened last night. I wanted to get me a cold Coke and quench the thirst since I was exhausted from all this winning. I walk up to my fridge, I open it and this crazy dude jumps out of it and starts preaching "$bch is the real $btc". I was like "the f#$% dude, go away, I came here to get a coke"!

Then when I was getting ready for bed, I went to the bathroom to do my business and here comes another one, peeping from my bathtub "our transactions are cheaper, satoshi vision, he dreamed of bigger blocks, our CEO is awesome". I s#$t my pants.

So beware guys, these $bch zombies are everywere and they're here for your money and your brains.

What a morning. When I entered crypto, total market cap of all coins was ~ $0.3 trillion and now it is ~ $0.6 trillion. My portfolio also doubled in value today, and $btc is an inch from $20k! So, 100% ROI in one month and a half! I am already browsing Toyota websites. Give it a few more months and we are getting to Lambo if I am patient enough. And strong...

Today is simply unbelievable. Ltc is another 60% up, xrp 45%, dash 18%, eth 16%, xmr 7% and btc 2%. I am looking at my portfolio and it's growing like mushrooms.

So maybe an hour ago, just before dinner I tried to be funny and recycled an old joke I heard years ago. Namely, my wife was cooking, I sneaked up on her and said all excited:

- we've won the lottery, pack the bags!

- oh wow! What happened!?

- our coins exploded!

- pack the backs? Where are we going?

- me? I am not going anywhere

So, I am writing this from pizza place nearby. No dinner for me tonight. But hey, the coins are on fire!

I was just discussing today's gains with my wife. Obviously excited, she asked

- what will you buy me for Christmas?

- I will buy you the dip.

She seems pleased. 

Litecoin is on fire! $100 to 180$ in three days! Wife is spamming me with "sorry" messages the whole day for doubting my judgement. Poor people's coin my a#$! 

Not that I had a clue this would happen, but I reeally like the creator! Super cool dude!

Anyways, I am going to enjoy this day very much, because I know that it won't last long. In crypto, every day is another rollercoaster. Already tomorrow I might be crying blood.

All my coins are green!!!

Btc is 9% up since 1 AM ($16k), ltc 13% ($160), monero 8%, dash 5%, ripple 5%, eth 7%! I am so smart, I am a f#$%ing GENIUS!

40% up on my initial investment. I can smell that gasoline I am going to pour into my overpriced Lambo. Wroom wroom!

I am so friggin happy about ltc, I jumped out of bed and round-house kicked the Christmas tree! Now dirt is everywhere. I honestly don't know why I did that. I was overwhelmed with emotion. I have to clean up the mess before the hygiene nazi (wife) comes back from work. Oh well...

Phew, a sign of relief. Btc found it's bottom at ~13k and is slightly up now. What gave me strength was THIS guy on twitter. He's just awesome, and his analyses are on the spot!

But the good news is that ripple is 15% up and ltc is still doing it's bull run. From $85 to $150. My wife was telling me "don't buy those poor people's coins, they're so cheap". But I still did. I was a believer. Who is stupid now?

Oh f$%@ing piece of s#$%! 20% down, all of them! Btc at $13k. Does this pit have a bottom? WHEN WILL THIS END?

Oh my god, btc went another 15% down. I should have sold that all time high. I was so foolish not to do that. I am thinking about selling... I am weak.

Well, at least litecoin is showing some strength. It's been going up the whole day.

As I said in the previous post, btc is correcting. It's already at $15k, down from $17k. But I am not panic selling this time. Not gonna fool me. Imma hodl!

OH MY GOD, btc spiked to $17k. I already see myself in that Lambo (not sure about the wife, tho). Okay, I know it will correct a bit, but then it continues it's journey to 1 million!

Okay, I reinvested my money and rebought my positions in btc, eth, lite, ripple, monero and this time also dash! I'm not gonna let myself be fooled again! I am strong, I am gonna HODL!

WHAT THE HELL? Btc at $11k again, all of them are 5-20% up! WHY THE HELL did I believe those BCH (bcash) idiots!? Why the hell did I let myself be fooled!? "BTC going down", "BTC doesn't scale well", "It's gonna flip", "BTC is bust". I got rekt! Gonna block those shillers, idiots and RVer paid trolls on Twitter. Go F#$% YOURSELF.

Btc still below $10k, not looking good. I am gonna withdraw my money back to my bank account tomorrow, but I am just to tired to do that right now.

Today btc touched $11.5k, but then it started falling. 10-15-20% down. And not just btc, all of my coins are going down. Twitter crypto community is sure this is it, the bubble has finally burst. That's it, end of the game. I sold all of them.

Anyways, I am 20% up from my initial investment so that's good. Okay, it was fun, I played for couple of weeks and earned some. Not bad. Although, I was expecting more.

What is Dash doing? Dash u mad bro? When I got in, Dash and Zcash were both at ~$270. Why the hell did I buy Zcash istead Dash?!!?! Dash is almost at $600, and Ztrash is still at ~$300. I suck donkey balls at this game.

Aaaand it's going up! What a nice morning! What a beautiful day! Btc at 8k, it's not a scam after all! I am already 15% up on my initial investment!

My wife loves me again!

It hit 5.8k but then it went up again. I rebought at 6.5k. I lost more money. Wy u do dis crypto? Wy no straight to the Moon? Wife wants to leave me.

Also, haven't slept in days. How I am supposed to get up tomorrow morning and go to work?

WHAT!? What kind of scam is this?! IT'S FALLING like Wile E. Coyote. I want my money back!!! Sold btc at 6.2k, so I lost some. Gonna rebuy later when it dips a bit more.

Finally! Got into the ship at 7.2k! And it's been going UP! MOON, HERE WE COME. I invested half of the money into btc, and the rest into ripple, litecoin, zcash and ethereum. I have a good feeling about this.

Money is not on my kraken account yet. COME ON ALREADY, btc price is going to the Moon! It's already at 7.2k!

Today I opened an account on kraken.com and got verified. I made a payment to deposit my kraken account. Gonna turn that FIAT into something awesome!

Okay, I managed to explain to my wife why we MUST invest in bitcoin. I said "we gonna be rich" and she liked that. Who wouldn't? For the harder part, I had to persuade her to invest half of our savings that we keep for rainy days. But rainy days are already here, and it's RAINING MONEY!

Today I read that bitcoin price surpassed $5.000. Damn, that's a lot of money. For years I've been listening how bitcoin is a bubble, how it's going to pop anytime now, but nooo, it's friggin' $5.000! People are getting rich by doing nothing except believing, and I am doing that boring 9-5 job. No way, I have got to persuade my wife that we have to invest. I want that Lambo!